my mom

mom:

listening to music again? while you're doing your homework? you know what, you're not allowed to do that anymore until you get your grades up

me:

wtf what'd you just say SAY THAT AGAIN WHAT I DIDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FREEDOM

mom:

EXCUSE ME MISSY I BIRTHED YOU DON'T YOU FORGET IF I SAY YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO SOMETHING, YOU'RE NOT *FUCKING ALLOWED TO DO IT

me:

My grades! they're not even that bad? what are you basing this off of?!?!

mom:

SHUT UP NO MORE MUSIC END OF DISCUSSION.

*- wasn't actually spoken aloud, but its insinuated

it feels like my mom just took away my source of air, literally i'm about to die theres some severe withdrawal symptoms here i can't even focus WHICH DEFEATS THE WHOLE GODDAMN PURPOSE I'M SINGING LIKE A GODDAMN FOOL I SOUND LIKE A SMOKER AND ITS BEEN 5 4 HOURS AND I'VE GOTTEN NOTHING DONE.

thanks mom, when i fail my classes we know who's at fault here.